Wednesday, May 8, 2013

she was lookin for a fight!



Mister tough guy cop better watch out, this is her nest

.
No one messes with allison on her turf

Fred thought she looked like mack as she wanted to swing a can of paint at his head

Parked beside them he heard the begining, she didnt have a chance

Straight from the book of politeness he laid into her

Fred had heard it before. That was enough for him since he was parked in the wrong spot. So he took off put his stuffing in the produce department which
was also wrong. But what the h#$l he had to get back
too see what had ensued.

Sure enough our girl had lost to the school of professional charm.

She came out of it as one would feel after being rescued by a fireman!



And the little ones were fine..

be. 

Monday, May 6, 2013

lying here on this 10" pipe 30' in the air

Watching the crowd below

Having been chased out of the packed booth below

Patted down by some undercover dude who was
much too touchie for fred

The hens said he was worse with them, always lookin in their folds

Thank the higher uppers for removing my partaking

Getting down from up here is much easier on these four than with those old two

Its fun being a cat for the night!

Saturday, May 4, 2013

How do you turn on the karaoke machine?

Fred cries out in panic

Standing there on stage in a female singer's body

The crowd at Frankie's cabana bar at the bottom of the 1024 steps was looking bewildered

If fred could see the words he knew he could sing them

If he knew the soundtrack, he'd remember which movie it was from

Do you fellow dream bloggers

Remember?

Friday, May 3, 2013

my name is Bertha!

I live on the second floor

You might have seen me

Once or twice, oh

About last night

Please don't pay any attention

I know we were loud and screaming, but everything is all right

It's was just a cat fight!

So come around some time

We could be friends!

My name is Bertha!

I live on the second floor

What's yours?


Thursday, May 2, 2013

that was quite a snowstorm last night!

Hey someone left the front Windows open

No wonder it's so cold in here

Weather channel said there was a chance of a few flurries, how about trying to get the door open too let the furgensons out, there must be two feet of the white stuff piled up

The sign girl down the lane, sure picked an opportune time to remold,I can hear the saw cutting thru the wind ,sounds something like us when we had the porch built in January, yes but this was May day! fred's dad has snap peas up and the tulips are in bloom

Anyways the pens won and the outside screen fans were very appropriate for a winter sport

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

two cars, two flats!

Left for work this morning
Pj's civic, driving down the road, bad noise, stop, look a flat tire, drive back to Krileys, walk home get in ford, drive off same noise, same problem

Two flats!

I had this strange dream earlier, fred was agrueing with a frack  crew about parking on our front yard, without his awareness or approval

Now he wakes up into real world, and look what happened

just sayin!

Fred

all those steps!

1024 to be exact

From the top at the picnic grove dropoff down to the smotthie bar at the bottom by the pool

Its fast and easy on the way down, nice view of the ball fields and the lake

Quite a place, Frankie's cabana bar, so European,  lots of different currencies in the tip jar

Girls go topless, men change into Comanche

Not your typical church going crowd

Of course mack knows everyone, speaking to each is a must, not fred, run back up the steps he must go, wind at his back and a smile on his face

Let's try two steps at a time its much more fun!