Friday, May 31, 2013

feeling nice and free

That's the name of our super group

Too qualify for group user rate a the Y

You need too be affiliated somehow

Ours is retired FBI and family

Fred and Ned's dad Bill were their ticket

Our basketball team

Will compete at the entry level

Called C League

We will rule!

Haha...

Thursday, May 30, 2013

they disappeared back into the jungle

The smiles on their faces

Said that they we're happy

Too have saved our lives

We had been stranded on this tree

For eight days

Having fallen off our tour boat

Somewhere in New Guinea

Surviving with lunch snacks

And holding on too each other

As we took turns sleeping

Those little people from another time

Saved our lives

With fear and trepidation

They communicated too the outside world

Our situation

We thank them...


Tuesday, May 28, 2013

i hope He's alright? lol

After Charlie and Fred took off

They had left Joy climbing a tree

Fred decided the trees in question weren't unclaimed after all

They were in the cuties yard after all

Plus if they would have cut them up

Hauling them home wouldn't have been easy

So he took off down the lane beside the cornfield

Past the ponies through the barnyard

Onward to the porch

While sitting there taking off their gear

Up comes Tony

"Who left the cat out?"


Saturday, May 25, 2013

freddie my feet are not your pillow

No matter what your sister says

Get it straight

Those feet are made for walking

Not for resting..

Friday, May 24, 2013

just make it water

We only have purple tea plus her shift ends at 3

So Fred leaves the diner after the graduation ceremony only to be photo bombed in the parking lot

Fergie's leash releases but some rich spectacular girls attract her while discussing Hampton vacation plans

Should he pick up his scattered life or move on?

Thursday, May 23, 2013

another vegan moment

After the  ride on the slippery slope

Fred got hunger

Back into the diner at the end of the street

It was very crowded with the typical round types

Ordering was difficult as usual

Much later it came back wrong

Fred doesn't eat chicken


Wednesday, May 22, 2013

11:30

A slippery slope

Jump out but still hold the wheel

Dress up for the part

Watch for ice it might be black

Don't run empty

Fill the tank

Get back to camp

Before dark!

Friday, May 17, 2013

remember?

Actions in the morning are like

Flashes in a pan

Come afternoon their forgotten

And then excused

New promises replace

Missed plans

Next week offers

More opportunities

Hopefully they will produce

Gold!



Thursday, May 16, 2013

not! much fun

A night in Paris

A walk in the park

Chased by theivies

Grabbed in the fruit

Sleeping with strangers

Eating like the French

Lost in a crowd

Finding funny money

Running into trouble

Pretending not to be

But sorry we are!

American's..

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Joy's backyard

Amazing what twins can do!

Completely enclosed playground with multiple basketball hoops, slides, sandbox and a elevated swinging gym

Oh my, what an improvement from the old rose garden

Even without the pool!

Youngins everywhere, irish, mixed and even impaired folks of different creeds and color

Heaven on earth!

Freds impressed.




Tuesday, May 14, 2013

power off

Oh these Droids

Why won't thee take me?

This being a time of need

Holiday for naught

Please, please please me!

Monday, May 13, 2013

where is my father's house

Fred cries out to some little dude in this church, it looked like Mack's preschool, it wasn't it looked catholic, no it wasn't the fellow tried to explain, this was reformed!

Fred brushes past him , out the door saying he was trying to find the Presbyterian house of God

Running down the alley the little minister chases him down in his car, Fred exhausted gets in, there's another holy roller type in  the backseat, this guy has the latest,  hot off the press!

The story in the the paper says that some mother named Flo claims that the lost ball was her kid's.

 "A autographed baseball from some star player"

Fred says that he and Mack were walking the Ferguson's around the ballfield and he found another lost ball, he was going to give it to charity!

"No the ball was her child's"

Well relieved in enlightenent Fred says let's us go and give it to her

They proceed to the ladies house, Fred gives the kid the ball and he donates $20 to the man of God for his help...

Sunday, May 12, 2013

strum and swing

Such a peaceful scene

A gentle rain watering  delicate flowers

Dale misty blue eyes playing a wispy tune under the Miranda on his quitar

Randy Miss friendly smile cooking up a storm of nutty stew in the kitchen

Mack could not  hold back the years cynasism

The vegans had created a garden that Fred had only dreamt of

But here and now it was real.  Very tasty and so spicy. Such a fine place to dine

Lovely and sweet a great place to meet

A new cafe on Main Street

Surely we will come back!

Friday, May 10, 2013

riding with a secret

Fred followed him everywhere

Out of the windswept steepes across the frozen rivers

We approached one formidable enemy after another he conquered them with complete utter arrogance

They knew not what had landed , they thought they were dead

What was catapulted over their mighty walls and defenses was alive

The black plague had arrived

Oh the great  and mighty

Genghis Khan!



alicia wants some real sourdough

You might have to wait fifty years to get that claim, but darn gulley it could be worth it

An inside bend of black sand is where one finds the glitter of gold

May thru September is the time, you set up a slew with your crew of young bucks

Blast rock by day, party at night till you drop

That's what I'm talking about, the life of Riley!

You in Fred?

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

she was lookin for a fight!



Mister tough guy cop better watch out, this is her nest

.
No one messes with allison on her turf

Fred thought she looked like mack as she wanted to swing a can of paint at his head

Parked beside them he heard the begining, she didnt have a chance

Straight from the book of politeness he laid into her

Fred had heard it before. That was enough for him since he was parked in the wrong spot. So he took off put his stuffing in the produce department which
was also wrong. But what the h#$l he had to get back
too see what had ensued.

Sure enough our girl had lost to the school of professional charm.

She came out of it as one would feel after being rescued by a fireman!



And the little ones were fine..

be. 

Monday, May 6, 2013

lying here on this 10" pipe 30' in the air

Watching the crowd below

Having been chased out of the packed booth below

Patted down by some undercover dude who was
much too touchie for fred

The hens said he was worse with them, always lookin in their folds

Thank the higher uppers for removing my partaking

Getting down from up here is much easier on these four than with those old two

Its fun being a cat for the night!

Saturday, May 4, 2013

How do you turn on the karaoke machine?

Fred cries out in panic

Standing there on stage in a female singer's body

The crowd at Frankie's cabana bar at the bottom of the 1024 steps was looking bewildered

If fred could see the words he knew he could sing them

If he knew the soundtrack, he'd remember which movie it was from

Do you fellow dream bloggers

Remember?

Friday, May 3, 2013

my name is Bertha!

I live on the second floor

You might have seen me

Once or twice, oh

About last night

Please don't pay any attention

I know we were loud and screaming, but everything is all right

It's was just a cat fight!

So come around some time

We could be friends!

My name is Bertha!

I live on the second floor

What's yours?


Thursday, May 2, 2013

that was quite a snowstorm last night!

Hey someone left the front Windows open

No wonder it's so cold in here

Weather channel said there was a chance of a few flurries, how about trying to get the door open too let the furgensons out, there must be two feet of the white stuff piled up

The sign girl down the lane, sure picked an opportune time to remold,I can hear the saw cutting thru the wind ,sounds something like us when we had the porch built in January, yes but this was May day! fred's dad has snap peas up and the tulips are in bloom

Anyways the pens won and the outside screen fans were very appropriate for a winter sport

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

two cars, two flats!

Left for work this morning
Pj's civic, driving down the road, bad noise, stop, look a flat tire, drive back to Krileys, walk home get in ford, drive off same noise, same problem

Two flats!

I had this strange dream earlier, fred was agrueing with a frack  crew about parking on our front yard, without his awareness or approval

Now he wakes up into real world, and look what happened

just sayin!

Fred

all those steps!

1024 to be exact

From the top at the picnic grove dropoff down to the smotthie bar at the bottom by the pool

Its fast and easy on the way down, nice view of the ball fields and the lake

Quite a place, Frankie's cabana bar, so European,  lots of different currencies in the tip jar

Girls go topless, men change into Comanche

Not your typical church going crowd

Of course mack knows everyone, speaking to each is a must, not fred, run back up the steps he must go, wind at his back and a smile on his face

Let's try two steps at a time its much more fun!