Monday, August 26, 2013

doing a Putin

ever see him without his shirt on

well that's doing  one

it's something like a grocery store

out of bananas

in a place that is packed

must be symbolic of

either good times

like a grand opening

or

maybe a

clearance sale

whatever!

cover up

and put your

jacket on...

is that car Russian?

Saturday, August 24, 2013

are you alright?

everyone screamed

Fred's son Borgia T the Soap-Buster

had just knocked this stranger

for a loop!

Ataly the little dragon daughter of Fred and Mack

was helping her granny Rosie across

this dark parking lot

they in another car had just pulled up

what appeared to be nothing

to them from their viewpoint

wasn't the same as Borgia and Samecka

his wife in the following car witnessed

from their angle, the expecting ones saw this raised

sword held by this stranger over their

grandmother and sister while approaching

them from behind

but that's not what was really happening

the stranger was just walking around them

in the dark

but had slipped on some black ice

while in Halloween costume carrying

this bogus sword

strange how a little distance or angle

can distort one's reality

anyways the stranger was alright

a little shaken

but fine all the same

it must have been the

spirits of the night

distorting peace!

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

are you guy's hemped?

the smiley guy ask

the group of onlookers.

he had a shaved head

bright gaping teeth

unbuttoned shirt,

that tan summer glow

about him

what was he asking?

do we party?

is it our shoes?

what our

belts Fred wondered.

no smiley explained

its like that girl

over there

by the fountain

the one halfway

upside down

kind of like

framed





Thursday, August 15, 2013

talk about being lost

which way is Denver?

the dudes at the gas station weren't sure

one says go back the way fred came

the other says no go over the mountain

all Freddie remembers is getting off the turnpike

then it started to snow

that's when miss garmin lost it

all fred knew was that it didn't take two days

to go from Mars to Denver

that's in pa not colarado

dude

so which way is it?

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

if he's going in!

so are we

¥music¥ blaring

at the the door they didn't want too let

little dragons boyfriend in

Fred said he was with them

lets sit over here, by the back wall

then suddenly bang bang

gunfire  outside

don't worry  Mack

just keep your head down

next song is a Freddies

favorite

come on you all

let's party on the dance floor

"get down, get down there's goin be

a great time tonight"

sure she says

I like you better

with out that hat

around and around they go

their having a great time

tonight!


Saturday, August 10, 2013

difficult to find

players and winners are like

fine wine

different colors mark nothing

age of reveals a few days of work

the taste in the morning after

is what counts

trying to squeeze a rock

it never produces fine vintage

being easily bruised

lacks necessary character

anyone can run into a wall

or spill the goods

but the good have tack

players like Ham

produce super bowls.

cute and fast

losers one finds the morning after

8 and 8 years.

slow bad skinned grapes like Jack and Jack

with a Webster out front

that's what Fred savors

the morning after

with a great recollection

Go Steelers!

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

jergals

is this place great or what

how many do you count?

at least 30 in our party

maybe more but with the dance floor

being so packed its hard to tell

so thankful for having this reserved section

to bad Freddie can't dance

his normal style

I know

what do you attribute it to?

the recent operation?

or the Shirley Temples

LOL.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

have you seen them yet?

those new traffic lights

rectangular framed in LED lights

their so cool

they definitely grab one's eye

how about this phone I'm dreamblogging on

much better than previous models

it seems to connect with you

the departed persona

now the connection with this reality

is easy

much better than being blasted

no worries

just hit publish

then your always there

so thankful for having met you

Mr Lennon

now Fred must awake

as you said

life is but a dream!


Thursday, August 1, 2013

at first he just slipped

but he must have hit

his head in the side of the

fountain

that's when he swallowed

water

good thing Fred was not just

laughing at him like the rest

of the litter crew

after pulling him out

holding him upside down

gallons of water came out

later at the hospital

Mister Probation officer

thanked Freddie

for his action

" ah it was the right thing to do sir"

ya he thought cleaning up public

property was the right thing

for a drunken day ago

even though...