Tuesday, April 30, 2013

for years now fred's ball cap has been always

Now Freddies new look







Strange how the pirates newest player was a Yankee!

now guess whose in first place..

Monday, April 29, 2013

stop the car

You backed right into it

Here we are, the parking lot of lonely mountain hotel second time around you think you'd realize that there lots of room up here in Alaska plus this is a deju dream you think you'd remember

No wifey with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth just mumbled f#$k you

So here we are again back for another stay, waiting for her friends, the silver $ gamblers!

Talk about an out of state tryst this is almost comical if it wasn't so far away and dab cold

But whose to complain their a cute couple and what the hell you only live once right!

Watch out mack here they come now put on your game face sweetie

Its showtime..


Thursday, April 25, 2013

we're back in business!

Ned said she'd work the old wooden doll

Fred dropped her a good one after Ned sang to her, she lite up like a jukebox, a real jem! Out of her mouth fell a pile of assorted coins

Ned put his chief hat back on and sang to molly, now you will marry me

They danced straight to her highness the landlord, gave her due

The street cafe was open for business again

Theives and villains beware this time, security will be tight from now on

Now they cooked up a dream and fred awoke!

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

sorry i just slipped

Strolling along at the gallery crawl on liberty with friends

We ventured into a cozy sort of place

The backroom had a skit going on, everyone snuggling up in deep couches being real cool and all

Well fred got antsy so he thought to check out his favorite place the basement!

Easily entered down the steps

Nothing there except the hotwater tank

OK he's says to himself let's get of here

Not so easily done, the steps which  he had just come down were now blocked by a water pump and plumbing, a Snake like affair

Freddie panicked !

He couldn't get get around this mechanical girl should he scream out for help?

No that wouldn't be cool

After calming down he noticed a window covered by a screen, its was locked with a cotter pin,  so he removed it and crawled out onto the side alley

Well feeling guilty he rushed back inside to inform them of the open window

Then he fell right into someone's sitting table

The dogs started too bark!

And fred was awake!

Monday, April 22, 2013

emerging from the underworld

Its was a long wet climb, dark winding and occasionally streaked by screaming induced by wandering dogs and flying motorcycleist

Eventually we emerged into a open air cafe

The fergensons found a nice bright corner to rest

Our party of four sat at a table by the sidewalk

Freddie was confused not knowing what to order

Now he was a vegan!

Thursday, April 18, 2013

thank God for bars!

An hour ago we we're sitting in another fearing the worse

If we stayed we would surely be caught!

So we had decided what the hell let's try

We left Freddie's club one at a time

I had been last, I just walked up to the guards, they asked where I was going

I said over to fergies to have another tall cold one, they laughed and let me cross

That was that we had done it!

Minutes later as we huddled together  in her club making plans to leave for our embassy we heard cries out from our our consulate, then explosions they we're there looking for us!

To bad for them were had gone across the line to have another!

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

we tried our best dude

Today the day after with the ground still warm and the smoke clear from the air, fred remembers

We had burnt as much as possible, we came close too a finish but no!

Yesterday we created ashes to which we will soon plant flowers in memory of the past

Tomorrow or soon we will
Finish!

Life is work

Death is rest..

Saturday, April 13, 2013

it's so bright!

Funny how the sun doesn't set this time of the year!

Makes you want to sleep in
Not like winter when you never want to stop

The fellow vendors look so clean and neat, so ansty to get it done, while Freddie just wants too sleep

What's with the hammering at 3am?

You woke up the fregensons...

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Happy Birthday Jean Christie

90 years is a long time

Hope you had a nice day

We all miss you very much!

Love

David your favorite son in law

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

we were the honour guard

Walking out onto the field with the flags, our motley gang of heroes felt puny

Yes we had done a wonderful act of courage that truly deserved recognition

Yet what we had done was only right
We spoke the truth when confronted by falsehood

No thought of personal risk was involved

We were blogger friends of the great Paul

Monday, April 8, 2013

broken windshields

Forbear says the teacher

Don't cause trouble! We have enough

Freddie says call the cops let them do the talking, they sure were willing to speak to him!

Any how fred will speak to the bikers himself they were just having fun, just like he was with the dogs

Always try in house first

The law is last resort!


Sunday, April 7, 2013

a hole in the fence

Freddie and the furgensons have seen it many times on their jaunts up the mountain

It leads to the pyramid of talk

Feng shui say these red topped structures resemble funeral pryes

The world is covered by them now

Climb one and you can have a fast and scary way out of a corner

Or be a brave rabbit and fight for what is right from the inside

The quick way accomplishs nothing but a forced start over

Do what the world needs, a hero someone speaking out for things everyone knows is right

Freddie wants a chance to be that hero!

Saturday, April 6, 2013

this isn't a dream

.16 alcohol reading was the results of the blood test

In pa for first offence that's 3 to 6 days in jail plus a $5000 fine

Plus 12 months suspension

Lucky fred!

last night's missing dream blog

I'll try again!

Fred was on a bus going to PNC park to watch the pirates

Just before we got there
Freddie remarked about some religious pedestrians
Who were really into some kind of prayer ritual?

Anyways we got there and some lost soul needed busfare home so I gave him a ten

Now short on cash   fred decided to use the PNC atm

Standing beside the machine was a suit type trying to calm down some dude.

I tryed to use the ATM it wouldn't work, the suit guy worked for the bank, he said they were being hacked, try again tomorrow

I'm now wondering if all my recent over draft charges weren't my fault after all!

Thursday, April 4, 2013

strangest dream

I was getting in this private jet with mick Jagger
After some gig

He stretched out on a couch in the back of the plane

I sat down on the floor beside him and told him about my dream blog

Then I woke up

Really weird!

casa de mi padre

New movie

Staring will Farrel

A must see

All Spanish

Comedy

Can't wait!

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

it wasn't a hockey puck

It was a truck

My dragon daughters student was hit by that truck

I should have tried!

what the puck?

Freddie's been challenged  to stop a professional puck

He has not the slightest of how

Best idea coming  from his innocence is to double layer

He asks can he use existing equipment?

No problem the promoters say

Ya no problem fred says
Only they don't fit!

His best friend suggest she'd use the double whammy it works like a charm

Problem is freds a he not a she

Quite a dilemma continue on for charity risking life and limb or pass the puck!

Monday, April 1, 2013

denial

Why do the Austrians continue  their preaching of the false beliefs?

We're zero bound fred
Not the roaring 20s

High employment with capacity utilization running low is not the time to raise rates

Sounds like religious behavior

Something only their circle understands

Like love or is it hate?